There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
there was a trapeze. enough said
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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