I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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