You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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