I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
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