I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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