dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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