I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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