i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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