do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Blood and glitter go together right?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
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