If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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