Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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