ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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