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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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