No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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