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How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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