That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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