she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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