WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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