i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i wish my penis had a tongue
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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