but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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