Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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