Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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