We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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