I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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