Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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