This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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