If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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