I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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