I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
