rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
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