Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
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