Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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