i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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