Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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