dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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