The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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