i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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