ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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