Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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