from now on my penis is your penis
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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