Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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