I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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