Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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