hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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