you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Randomize
