in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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