A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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