i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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