do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i already hear my dad disowning me
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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