Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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