he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Randomize
