they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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