her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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