The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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