It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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