they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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